The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hurst III's stadium. Only over Hurst III.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hurst III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.