The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.