The Butter-Finger Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Hurst III, that's a flag." Hurst III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.