The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.