The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Hurst III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.