The Snap Count Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hurst III, Hurst III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.