The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.