The Butter-Finger Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The broadcast shows Hurst III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hurst III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.