The Inch-Short Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hurst III, Hurst III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.