The Butter-Finger Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Ref: "Number Hurst III, that's a flag." Hurst III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hurst III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.