The Phantom Holding Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Hurst III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hurst III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.