The Butter-Finger Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Hurst III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hurst III, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.