The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.