The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hurst III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.