The Phantom Holding Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.