The Phantom Holding Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.