The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Hurst III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hurst III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.