The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hurst III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.