The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.