The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.