The Dropped Pass Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“The broadcast shows Hurst III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.