The Late Scratch Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hurst III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.