The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.