The Phantom Holding Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Hurst III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.