The Inch-Short Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Hurst III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hurst III, Hurst III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.