The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Hurst III, Hurst III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.