The Dropped Pass Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
- Hurst III gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.