The Late Scratch Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
- Hurst III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.