The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Hurst III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hurst III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.