The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.