The Phantom Flag Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.