The Phantom Flag Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hurst III, Hurst III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.