The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hurst III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.