The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
- Hurst III runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hurst III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.