The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
- Hurst III is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.