The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.