The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- The broadcast shows Hurst III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hurst III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.