The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Hurst III runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.