The Snap Count Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hurst III, Hurst III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.