The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.