The Phantom Holding Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hurst III's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hurst III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.