The Inch-Short Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.