The Dropped Pass Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Hurst III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Hurst III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
88%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.