The Dropped Pass Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Hurst III scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hurst III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.