The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Hurst III gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hurst III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.