The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Hurst III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hurst III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.