The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Hurst III's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Hurst III was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hurst III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.