The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“The QB looks at Hurst III exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hurst III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.