The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.
- Hurst III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Hurst III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.