The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tee Higgins
Tee Higgins · CIN · WR
“Higgins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Higgins's week
- Higgins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Higgins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Higgins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tee Higgins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tee Higgins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tee Higgins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.